Sunday, 27 September 2009


Ruddymite, Wow Chow and 2ritemite were some of the 48,000 suggestions for a new version of Australian VEGEMITE before Kraft Foods settled on the less than mouth-watering name iSnack.2.0.

Like most (all) Australians, I went onto Vegemite as soon as I came off the breast.

We ate it on toast for breakfast. Vegemite sandwiches were taken to school. Either neat or with slices of cheese. And `Fairy Fingers`-Vegemite on thinly sliced white bread - were served at children`s birthday parties.

It is understood that the new hybrid VEG is mixed with cream cheese to make it spread more easily, but as far as I`m concerned, it was always easy to spread. And it was one of the first items I threw in when packing for a trip. As important as my toothbrush. Or my typewriter.

Vegemite was impossible to find in London when I arrived in the sixties along with Germaine Greer, Clive James, Richard Neville & Co. We had to depend on friends bringing it over by sea when it was valued no less than the recent Roman hoard found in Shrewsbury.

I would decanter it into something small to ensure I had it for breakfast wherever I happened to be. And if it was to be a long research trip, I took an entire jar with me.

Racing to catch a flight in Kenya on one occasion, I left the precious black spread in a taxi and have wondered since what the driver made of it. (Did he taste it, or grease the axles with it?)

Sainsbury`s , the mega UK supermarket chain now stocks Vegemite so expats no longer feel deprived, although I recently had to take a jar out to a friend in Zanzibar.

I wait patiently to try iSnack 2.0 which is being marketed with such hype you`d think it was a newly discovered species of Australian marsupial.

Dean Robbins, a 27 year old web designer from Perth who chose the new product name is quoted as saying: `To think I will go down in history is overwhelming.`

C.Christine Osborne


  1. I do have to chuckle at this posting and relate entirely to the separation anxiety one felt when away from home and the supplies ran out, recently I heard a very funny story from a friend who emigrated to Australia as a child from Holland and found herself staying with an Australian family who offered what she took to be a dark rich Chocolate spread for breakfast with toast, reaching greedily for this comforting taste of her old life, she spread it thick and strong on her toast and then found to her horror it was far from the sweet treat she expected.
    She has never over come the shock to become an affectionato.

  2. Very brave to eat Vegemite! How about fafaru?

  3. For yr interest, I do know what fafaru is. I used to eat it - holding my nose - when I lived in Tahiti! How dare you compare it to Vegemite!

  4. I was sure you'd know fafaru...I like it and mitihue and I love durian....but am missing the Vegemite gene! Please forgive.

  5. Durian with pure coconut milk - delicious.

  6. Durian with pure *homemade* coconut milk.......ambrosia!

  7. You`re going to have to reveal your recipe.

  8. First, get a coconut........

  9. I have always held that Vegemite is the poor relation of Marmite!

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